So, you’ve decided to have your stag party in Budapest? Good choice!
Here we offer you the route to combine the bar crawling with a bit of sightseeing.
1. After having late breakfast in the hotel go to the nearest shop and buy cigarettes and several 0,3 bottles of local champagne. Champagne will make you energetic. At least, for a while.
2. Drink champagne, become energetic and climb the Castle Hill. Or use Funicular, if you feel that champagne burst of energy is not enough for you to climb.
Now walk a bit, start making sober photos, drink espresso and have a bird's-eye view of Budapest.
3. Your next stop is Erzsébet Híd Eszpresszó (it’s a bar). Have Arany Ászok (it's beer) here and discuss what you’ve just seen in Castle Hill. Make more photos and delete bad ones made in Castle Hill.
4. Cross the Erzsébet Híd (it’s a bridge) and go to Váci utca (it’s a street). Don’t buy anything here and don’t drink. You surely don’t want to pay more, do you? Just walk and examine tourists. By now the tourists should be slightly afraid of your warmed-up bunch.
5. After Váci utca go to Központi Vásárcsarnok (it’s Central Market). Walk around, make more photos and don’t forget to make a photo of Fakanál Restaurant (while pronouncing the name loudly). Don’t buy anything, you’ll anyway lose it somewhere later in the day (night). Then go to food court on the first floor. Eat fried sausage (sült kolbasz), pickles, eggs with mayonnaise and white bread. Drink white wine or have a shot of pálinka (the contents of alcohol are between 50 and 65-70%), or have both, and don’t be afraid to be eclectic, it’s your stag party, after all!
6. Now it is time to sober up a bit. Walk to Anrdássy út (it’s a street) making photos on your way there. In the beginning of Anrdássy út you’ll see the steps leading to underground station. Go down and have a ride to Hősök tere (it’s a square). Make photos and go back to Liszt Ferenc tér (it’s another square). Have goose liver and red wine in Leroy.
7. Then (if the weather is good and you still feel energetic) go to Szimpla Kert (it’s a kind of beer garden).
8. After having few beers order few taxis and move to Ráday utca (it’s a street) to have more beer and some food. Choose here any watering hole or Castro Bisztro.
9. Are you still energetic? And do you want to go to a strip club? Of course you do, it’s your stag party after all! If it is already after 21:00, go to Marilyn Strip Club.
10. If you still feel sober (or thirsty) and energetic after a strip club, you can go either to Kultiplex (it’s a kind of a round-the-clock beer garden) or to Bank Dance Hall (it’s a disco).
Day Two:
1. Good morning! How do you feel? Oh, don’t be afraid, hangover can be cured. Go to Széchenyi Spa. It’s near Hősök tere, where you’ve been yesterday (see photos).